Papa Bear, Papa John's, Bob Papa.
"I think the first fully naked woman I saw, I was repossessing her couch."
"I thought she was just being cute."
"Never in the long history of towels and crotches has there been such a knot."
The erstwhile vampire hunter buffs and boozes up to get back on stage.
Scarlett Johannson and Jeremy Renner are heading to the Great White Way. Who else should follow?
They're close to signing on for a Broadway revival.
Plus: Finally the a cappella movie we've been (chicka chicka ssshhh) waiting for all these years.
And what's the "most forehead-slapping snub of them all"?
James Earl Jones, Morgan Freeman, Kevin Kline, and Ian McShane … underdogs?