It's all in the proportions.
Glittering wigs in gold, red, green, and blue; fringe and satin in every color; and a model wore a bejeweled rendition of what a Chinese dragon would look like if it were a Rockettes costume.
We will never doubt another 'Top Model' contestant who looks dolefully into the camera while dressed as a zodiac sign and tells us modeling is hard work.
It would be very unusual if Fashion Week Fatigue Syndrome was causing us all to hallucinate Lady HuffPo in various places ...
Plus, Sofia Coppola giving Vanessa Hudgens the cold shoulder?
"Lips are brown, her crazy is down."
"You only get one shot with your skin," says the skater. So true!
The man himself weighed in.
The shoes, not so much.
Also, Marc Jacobs is looking to hire a social-media expert.
Amar'e Stoudemire gets the seat of honor at Tommy Hilfiger.
"Fashion is like a cupcake made of dreams. Dreams and lace."
The front-row mix at Nicole Miller was quite bizarre.
He's quite the dapper guy.
We like to imagine Ashanti hiking up her leg and waving her right ankle at people all over town who mildly wrong her. Someone stole her cab? Ankle.
Probably not, but it's a freaking amazing piece of jewelry.
This one's for celebrity designers. Be afraid.
They reek of passion, artistry, the seventies, and miniskirts.
What it feels like to sit in the front row at Charlotte Ronson.