It is terrifying.
At least 8,000 have been toppled.
Also, 649 other trees.
Nothing in the park will bear his name.
Along with threatening to stab a performance artist.
The paper underestimated the power of Google, but has since fixed the issue.
The attacker asked, "Do you remember me?"
They placed thumbtacks at the bottom of the hill!
And they're taking over playgrounds.
Central Park gets Baron Cohen'd!
Who needs keys to the city when you've got keys to the city's lawn mower?
"I said, 'Hey! Hey! What are you doing?'"
To prove a point.