Brody Jenner Wants You to Know He Is Totally a Stud
Just in case there's anyone left on earth who is not clear on the fact that Brody Jenner gets, like, MAD ASS, someone has planted a "Page Six" item that drives the point home. Also, Lydia Hearst is a supermodel, dammit, Dennis Hopper thinks his new movie is wack, and someone has a titanium AmEx they want you to know about, in today's gossip roundup.

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