See his new song, "Jon Cryer Will Fuck You Up."
It has to do with bad words.
Sheen came to Radio City, and eventually, he got booed.
Donald Trump, of course!
There's also some lip-dubbing.
So much for the emperor having no clothes.
Instead, his lawsuit will be settled in arbitration.
Why do most interviews gloss over Sheen's history of violence toward women?
Plus, Sarah Silverman tells Conan all about her unfortunate "seventeen-year-old puppy," on our regular late-night roundup.
Does CBS want him back? Is Fox chasing after him? Vulture is keeping 'em honest.
Because maybe Martin Sheen wasn't such a good dad.
But he might get an HDNet show?