"It's not bullshit."
Plus: Captain Sully sells the film rights to his memoir.
His landing was good, but not good enough to really excite Sully.
We have our guesses.
It's what they refer to as "Hero Sex" and "Rock Star Sex."
And Tina Fey would never get Botox.
Watch your back, Sullenberger.
Chesley Sullenberger, the hero pilot of Flight 1549, described his plane's attack at the hands of terrorist birds.
"I'm sorry, what?"
The couple had trouble getting into one of the inaugural balls last night. Also, Sheryl Crow had an awkward interaction with an ex, and Russell Simmons got caught stealing!
We do Georgianne Walken's work for her and cast the inevitable TV movie.