Congrats, Chilean miners.
Plus: A guest star on Matthew Perry's new sitcom.
And called the hot dogs here "so-so."
At this point he pretty much has to win the marathon.
Not Yonni, sadly.
Plus, Robert Downey Jr. wants to make it clear that he's never done anything lewd to himself with a garden hose, on our regular late-night roundup.
Finally, all that carefree extramarital sex paid off.
"It was just another regular day at the mine ... "
Which means they'll probably get paid more than if they were going it solo.
For some reason, Barrios didn't seem that happy to leave the mine.
This is the one who met her husband's mistress while he was stuck down below.
"Chi! Chi! Chi! Le! Le! Le!"
Watch the most riveting slow-moving live feed since the oil spill.
We think we know whose name is last.
'Benjamin Button' might not make our list of non-depressing movies.
Two packs a day.
So the TV movie of this catastrophe is going to be on Lifetime and not the Discovery Channel, huh?