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Chilean Miners

  1. the industry
    The Chilean Miners Make a Movie DealCongrats, Chilean miners.
  2. the industry
    Industry Roundup: Brad Pitt and Chilean Miners?Plus: A guest star on Matthew Perry’s new sitcom.
  3. Chilean Miner Edison Pena Will Not Take the SubwayAnd called the hot dogs here “so-so.”
  4. Beware, Chilean Marathon Miner Edison Peña: You May Have Set Our Expectations Too HighAt this point he pretty much has to win the marathon.
  5. Chilean Miner Wants to Run in New York City MarathonNot Yonni, sadly.
  6. last night on late night
    Last Night on Late Night: Taylor Swift Smells Like Expensive Wood to David LettermanPlus, Robert Downey Jr. wants to make it clear that he’s never done anything lewd to himself with a garden hose, on our regular late-night roundup.
  7. Unfaithful Chilean Miner Yonni Barrios Offered $100,000 to Be Spokesman for Cheating WebsiteFinally, all that carefree extramarital sex paid off.
  8. Chilean Miner Breaks His SilenceIt was just another regular day at the mine … “
  9. Chilean Miners Have Been Out for Two Days. Time for the Backlash!That was quick!
  10. clickables
    Surprise 34th Miner Emerges From GroundToo soon?
  11. smarts
    Chilean Miners Plan to Share Profits on Movie and Book DealsWhich means they’ll probably get paid more than if they were going it solo.
  12. Stone-Faced Miner Yonni Barrios Greeted by His Exuberant Mistress at the SurfaceFor some reason, Barrios didn’t seem that happy to leave the mine.
  13. One Miner’s Wife Is Boycotting the RescueThis is the one who met her husband’s mistress while he was stuck down below.
  14. Eleven Chilean Miners Rescued: Miners and Media RejoiceChi! Chi! Chi! Le! Le! Le!”
  15. mine under matter
    The Chilean Mine Rescue Is Finally Under WayWatch the most riveting slow-moving live feed since the oil spill.
  16. Secret List Determines Which Chilean Miners Get Out FirstWe think we know whose name is last.
  17. Rescue Drill Reaches Trapped Chilean MinersYay.
  18. Trapped Chilean Miners Are Watching the Wrong Movies’Benjamin Button’ might not make our list of non-depressing movies.
  19. Trapped Chilean Miners Finally Get Their CigarettesTwo packs a day.
  20. Chilean Miner’s Wife, Mistress Waiting Together for Him to SurfaceSo the TV movie of this catastrophe is going to be on Lifetime and not the Discovery Channel, huh?
  21. Chilean Miners’ Request for Wine and Cigarettes DeniedThey get patches and nicotine gum instead.
  22. Chilean Miners Might Not Get Paid While They’re Trapped UndergroundHow will the workers get paid if the mining company declares bankruptcy?
  23. All It Took for Chilean Miner to Propose to His Partner of 25 Years Was Getting Trapped in a Mine for a MonthAw?
  24. Chilean Miners Show Off Their Sweet Underground ClubhouseDominoes, singing, naked photos … this might be great!
  25. Oh, by the Way, Trapped Chilean Miners, You’re FatIs this really a good time?