Or so he says.
Thank you, God. And more of your Christmas wishes granted, in our daily gossip roundup.
We imagine Lourdes had some kind words, too. She never liked that big, orange guy in the first place.
And more about celebrities that are and are not like us, in our daily gossip roundup.
And more evidence of the stars' special powers, in our daily gossip roundup.
This feels right.
It involves less Chris Brown.
Plus, Dawson gets divorced, Sting sees a ghost, and more celebrity doings in today's gossip roundup.
"Cold Case Love" is the best song on her just-leaked, otherwise non-excellent new album.
The 20-year-old 'Harry Potter' actor gets stoned, Zsa Zsa owes back taxes, and more "they're just like us" stories in our daily gossip roundup.
"There was no person when I looked at him."
"That's embarrassing. That's embarrassing that that's the type of person that I fell in love with."
And if the dudes are fashion gays.
The star blames soy milk for giving him man boobs, and more, in our daily gossip roundup.
By sheer coincidence, Brown unveils his ridiculous album cover on the day details of Rihanna's GMA interview leak.