Cynthia Nixon, thankfully, remains unharmed.
Yeah, that's why we were all unsurprised by it also. And we're mostly dudes.
Just to spite her ex, Peter Cook! Plus, Nicole Richie may do the 'Gossip Girl' finale! Plot ideas? In the gossip roundup.
Brown alums say the star's new boyfriend was known as an 'opportunist' in college. Plus, Fergie lingered around an undressing Jeremy Piven, and M.I.A. continues to be awesome, in the daily gossip roundup.
He said he wouldn't, but then he went ahead and did it, the crumbum. Also, Courtney Love's friends think she needs a doorman. In the gossip roundup.
Christie Brinkley has filed a restraining order to prevent Peter Cook from showing their children his Barbara Walters interview tonight.
In his upcoming interview with Barbara Walters, Christie Brinkley's ex tells his side of the story. Also, he cries like a little girl.
If people didn’t get drunk, no one would ever buy art, darling. Plus, learn what Jay, Aretha, Katie Lee, Christie, and, well, everyone did in the Hamptons this past weekend — everyone except you, of course.
We pulled 160 pairs for our new Shop-A-Matic, including 64 pairs under $200. Here are six of our favorites.
When she wears it, she says, the only people who see her are Tinsley Mortimer and Marjorie Gubelmann. Meanwhile, this past weekend boldfaced names like Gwyneth Paltrow and Peter Cook feigned invisibility — but you would have seen them if you were there. Because in the Hamptons, there's nowhere to hide.
A month after her divorce trial, the ex-model continues to torment us with her strange, platitude-driven language.
An awesome-sounding reality show needs more older ladies. Plus, gossip about Paula Abdul, Paris Hilton, and Ryan Adams, in our daily roundup.
In the latest divorce battle to hit the papers, a Manhattan woman sues her venture capitalist husband for bringing home a not-so-nice present from Asia.
Our invite must have gotten lost in the mail. Meanwhile! Mean jellyfish continue to spoil summer fun! Aretha never reached the beach! And Howard Stern and his fiancée looked so tall this weekend! There was so much going on in the Hamptons … honey, where were you?
On TV, at least. That and dish about Paris Hilton, Serena Williams, and Russell Simmons in our daily column roundup.
If she wanted to, Peter Cook's mistress could have "the No. 1 record in the country right now," says some lady.
Gwyneth, Chris Martin, and Guy Ritchie had lunch at Fresno in East Hampton sans Madonna. What could they have been talking about? Plus, Jill Zarin decided she hates "eye lockers," Peter Cook got a too shiny manicure, and more you missed if you weren't in the Hamptons this past weekend.
Don't worry, Anne will find love, and Christie will find happiness. Madonna, well, we're not so sure.
The first awesome divorce trial of the Summer of Splits comes to a bitter end.
And other notes — and more notable quotables! — from the summer's best divorce trial (so far).