Tree-trimming in eveningwear.
This year's long season eased a tough racket.
And he makes all the ornaments, too!
It's an anti-hit on Twitter.
When drunken clubgoers pee on trees and you can get a tetanus shot for free.
Now available at One Girl Cookies. Plus, remember: $1 cupcakes today!
Gersh Kuntzman, did you make up these quotes?