A CGI Chuck Norris, that is.
Finally, a useful Chuck Norris fact.
This sequel is aggressively dumb, aggressively macho, and just plain aggressively aggressive.
On second thought, the trailer is enough.
Well, it's certainly not Ladies' Night.
Newt campaign: What cabinet position should Chuck get?
This is obviously a vast conspiracy and not just some mundane executive order.
Also: "yard," "years," and "Facebook applications."
Before the final debate seems as good a time as any to evaluate the best of what we’ve seen so far.