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Chuck Schumer

  1. how a bill becomes a law
    Schumer, Miranda Team Up Against Ticket BotsThe bill would fine bot users $16,000 per ticket sold.
  2. food policy
    Renewed Demands for FDA to Improve Food-Recall ProcessChuck Schumer is the latest to blast delays as a “recipe for disaster.”
  3. Schumer and White House Exchanging WordsChuck Schumer, joined by de Blasio and Bratton, gets shirty about DHS funding.
  4. Overstimulated
    This Peanut Butter Has More Caffeine Than a Cup of CoffeeChuck Schumer is already working to protect you from it.
  5. Amy Schumer and Senator Schumer Team Up Against GunsA family matter, but not a laughing matter.
  6. Why Are Donald Trump’s Poll Numbers Still So High?Even after the debate fracas, the oft-predicted implosion in support for Trump has yet to materialize. Plus: Chuck Schumer’s opposition to the Iran deal and Caitlyn Jenner’s future as a public figure in this week’s edition of the National Circus.
  7. Amy and Chuck Schumer Want the U.S. to Do Something About Gun Violence The cousins are teaming up. 
  8. Chuck Schumer Gets a Head Start on His New Job – Whatever It Turns Out to BeThe New York senator has been tapped for a leadership position after Harry Reid retires. But will his way doing of things work in a (probably) very different political environment?
  9. Bans
    Chuck Schumer Is Still Waging War on Powdered AlcoholThe “Kool-Aid of teenage binge-drinking” is still out there, but the senator will fix that.
  10. Schumer Tells Same Breakup Story Over and OverI said to myself, ‘What a loser you are.’”
  11. Bans
    Chuck Schumer Also Wants to Outlaw Powdered AlcoholHe calls it “the Kool-Aid of teenage binge-drinking.”
  12. Homeless People Wary of Leftover Olympic ChobaniThey look at it and go, ‘Eww.’”
  13. Schumer Urges House to Pass Immigration Reform Without BoehnerUsing an obscure legislative tactic.
  14. Whey to Be
    Chobani Donates Yogurt Withheld From Olympians to Food BanksChobani is the official yogurt of the 2014 U.S. Olympic and Paralympic Teams.
  15. Whey to Be
    Chobani Supports Athletes With Kind Words Instead of Greek YogurtThis wasn’t how it was supposed to go down, but it’ll do.
  16. Russia Depriving U.S. Athletes of Sweet, Tempting, New York–Made YogurtThis aggression will not stand.
  17. No Whey
    Russia Blocks U.S. Olympic Team’s Supply of Chobani Yogurt [Updated]Senator Charles Schumer isn’t happy.
  18. Chuck Schumer Not Totally Sure What Sport Happens in the Super BowlWhat a fantastic sporting contest!
  19. Chuck Schumer Proposes Legislation to Honor Avonte OquendoThe program would provide tracking devices for autistic children.
  20. Chuck Schumer Endorses Hillary Clinton’s Nonexistent Campaign Here we go.
  21. New BFFs Schumer and McCain Want to Make D.C. Function AgainUnlike the rest of Congress.
  22. Iowa Republican Has Good News for Chuck SchumerHe would make a fantastic goy.
  23. Chuck Schumer Accurately Describes Experience of Owning a Cell PhoneA ticking time-bomb, ready to explode.”
  24. Chuck Schumer Endorses Caffeine, Drinking Outside But not study drugs.
  25. Statue of Liberty Still Bound by Security Squabbling Schumer and Kelly restart the feud.
  26. Toomey Refused to Appear With SchumerSmart move?
  27. Chuck Schumer Wants to Keep Airplanes Completely Knife-FreeThe senator called on the TSA to reverse its new guidelines.
  28. NRA Reveals Schumer’s Gun Registration PlanWeeks of scheming, undone with a slip of the tongue.
  29. Chuck Schumer and Manhattan D.A. Vance Battle for Corny Pun SupremacyThe groaner Olympics begin here.
  30. Post Claims Schumer Wants Beyoncé ApologyThose two things usually have something to do with one another. 
  31. Schumer’s NYU Announcement Is Too Clever by HalfGood news, bad joke.
  32. Do Democrats Need to Like Gun Lovers?Before the party can pass gun control, Charles Schumer says, they’ll have to warm up to gun lovers like him.
  33. Chuck Schumer Not a Fan of Tax DealLittle more than happy talk.”
  34. Schumer Shares Kids’ Desire to Eat Candy-Colored Detergent PodsI don’t know why they make them look so delicious.”
  35. Schumer Wants Resolution Pushing Vito Lopez to QuitIf the vote is 149–0, I think he’d have to step down.”
  36. Schumer Celebrates Memorial Day With Important Grill Brush WarningThe Senator is passionate about barbecue safety.
  37. Chuck Schumer Defends Parents’ Rights to Sit by Their Kids on PlanesMany airlines are charging more for consecutive seats.
  38. Eduardo Saverin Invites Ire for Tax ‘Scheme’Introducing the “Ex-PATRIOT” Act.
  39. Queens Councilman’s War on Synthetic PotThis scourge has landed over 50 people in New York ERs.
  40. Chuck Schumer Rides His Bike Where He Wants to Ride His BikeIncluding on the PPW bike lane his wife hates.
  41. Chuck Schumer Is a Big Fan of ‘L.L. Kool Herc’Bet you didn’t realize Schumer was so into hip-hop!
  42. Schumer: New Painkillers Will Increase CrimeThe senator says stronger drugs will lead to more pharmacy holdups.
  43. Chuck Schumer Plays the 9/11 Card Hard In Argument With John McCainHe was only trying to defend the good name of Long Island.
  44. America Has Decided on Its Reward for Helping to Topple Qaddafi: The Lockerbie MastermindSenators, presidential candidates, and political observers want him back in prison, ASAP.
  45. Chuck Schumer on the Side of Phone LosersEspecially if they don’t have Verizon.
  46. Chuck Schumer Suggests Not Letting Terrorists Blow Up TrainsInteresting.
  47. Chuck Schumer Caught Programming His Fellow Senate Robots“I always use the word extreme,” Mr. Schumer said. “That is what the caucus instructed me to use this week.”
  48. Chuck Schumer Mysteriously Quiet About Bike Lane His Wife HatesHe’s refusing to comment on the Prospect Park West bike lane.
  49. Chuck Schumer Wants Ray Kelly to Take Over the FBICome September, the top spot at the FBI will be vacant.
  50. In Which Senator Chuck Schumer Gets Snubbed by SnookiThis has to be a low point in his career.
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