We can't wait to see him do this live at the Oscars.
Clint and Joaquin quit, and Angelina Jolie announces 'I don't plan to keep acting very long.' Who's next?
If Clint Eastwood does not win an Oscar for something next February, he will shoot someone in the face.
They give us hope that our golden years might offer something a little livelier than sponging off our children and clucking over our empty 401(k).
Plus: Amy Ryan excited about finally getting roles that call for hair-brushing.
Are you surprised? But the scenes from Larry Flynt's porn satire of her actually sound really stupidly funny. Plus a pinch of Palin-free news in our gossip roundup.
The latest Clint Eastwood joint attempts to dispel the popularly held belief that all children are pretty much interchangeable.
Everything that happened last week, in case you weren't paying attention.
Plus: Even middle schoolers want to make fun of Vampire Weekend!
There's war! Nazis! Prison drama! Forbidden romance! Civil rights! Religious unrest! Dying children! Joseph Gordon-Levitt playing a tough-talking grown-up!
Spike implies that Clint is treating him like a slave, calls him an "angry old man," and then claims the "Obama high road." Long live feuds!
Plus: Joan Jett dares to question Britney Spears's rock-and-roll credentials, and J.K. Simmons discusses improvisation.
Plus: "This is exciting for me because I've never done a movie about a notorious murder," Brian De Palma definitely didn't say.
Dargis doesn't like Clint Eastwood's movie, doesn't see James Gray's, and God knows what she would think of the Macauley Culkin sex movie.
Is Beyoncé pregnant? "We'll perform an ultrasound and get back to you," her reps say sassily. That and the results of other probing in our daily roundup of the city's juiciest gossip.
Plus: Take the Uwe Boll challenge, and the 'Blair Witch' guy finally makes another movie.
Plus: Monks get a Gregorian chant record deal, Clint Eastwood's movie might be Oscar bait after all, and The New Yorker raves one play but really recommends another.
According to unsubstantiated Internet rumors, the answer is yes!