It's not so bad, at least we're not all living in Cleveland.

It's not so bad, at least we're not all living in Cleveland.

Should the legitimacy of the Chinatown cocktail bar's background be of concern?

Should the legitimacy of the Chinatown cocktail bar's background be of concern?

In a change of pace, Alicia Nosenzo and chef Harold Dieterle look to Germany and Italy.

Some of this town's top bartending talent are teaming up for the good cause.

Some of this town's top bartending talent are teaming up for the good cause.

The dinners for two are best described as "very much protein heavy."

The dinners for two are best described as "very much protein heavy."

The neighborhood has grown up in recent years, and so has Tommy Up.

The neighborhood has grown up in recent years, and so has Tommy Up.

The bar takes its moniker from the string of seventies skin-flicks of the same name.

The bar takes its moniker from the string of seventies skin-flicks of the same name.

This wasn't in the bartender's manual.

The U.K. Health Minister says the bars have been warned.

Lotsa whiskey.

Because you can't just throw anything down your gullet at 11 a.m.

Teh Square Peg chef will be on hand to shine shoes, and mix drinks.

Teh Square Peg chef will be on hand to shine shoes, and mix drinks.