Swizz Beatz Is Basically a College Professor Now
Swizz will assist in the process of "teaching students the skills of creative entrepreneurship for the music industry."
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Swizz will assist in the process of "teaching students the skills of creative entrepreneurship for the music industry."
"Seek safe shelter until further notice."
"In particular, we will ask such questions as: How do sunflowers and seashells grow?"
Categories include: Physical Attractiveness, Talent, Creativity, Aggressiveness, Entertainment, Athletic Ability, and Size. Oh, boy, does she ever get into size.
We take up the cause of the first person to submit a Common App this year.
They didn't exactly throw panties — but close.
Considering how well "Dimon" rhymes with "shinin'," we're surprised no one thought of this before.
That's what 15-year-old Zachary Young says. He just got into Harvard and MIT.
"The thing people don’t understand is that they think he’s just some leader of a corporation. But he’s more than that."
Is our country's highest-rated university actually dumb?
As opposed to the phenomenon being relegated to creepy campus folklore.
"The nightmare scenario, if you will, is that you apply with a 3.5 from Princeton and someone just as smart as you applies with a 3.8 from Yale."
Early this morning, another tragedy befell the student body on the downtown campus.
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