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Colorado

  1. Supreme Court to Hear Appeal Over Baker’s Refusal to Make Same-Sex Wedding CakeThe baker was found to have violated Colorado’s anti-discrimination law.
  2. the chain gang
    McDonald’s Billboard Near Colorado Border Makes Solid Marijuana JokeA billboard advertising breakfast burritos jokes, “Usually when you roll something this good, it’s illegal!”
  3. the feeding tube
    Top Chef Will Decamp to Colorado for Season 15It will be the series’ first time in the Rockies.
  4. aca
    GOP Congressman Overwhelmed by ACA-Supporting ConstituentsA Colorado Republican snuck out of his own event to dodge a group of constituents who came to challenge the repeal of Obamacare.
  5. New Polls: Clinton and Trump Deadlocked in New Hampshire, ColoradoMaybe Trump does have a path to victory after all.
  6. news you can booze
    Self-Driving Truck Makes 100-Mile Beer RunThe future arrives. And it’s got cases of Budweiser.
  7. half baked
    All of Colorado’s Pot Candy Will Carry This Warning SymbolLawmakers want to make sure people “genuinely know the difference” between a Hershey’s and Kushie Kandy.
  8. awful service
    Terrible Customers Get Server Fired by Pretending She Changed the Tip [Updated]“The odds of being struck by lightning are probably better than this.”
  9. lawsuits
    Worker Says Whole Foods Made Being Gay on the Job ‘Intolerable’Co-workers allegedly loved asking about her “gaydar.”
  10. high notes
    Coloradans Can Now Hire a Pot Sommelier for Their Next Catered Dinner“The protocol is puff, eat, drink, in that order.”
  11. horrible servers
    Server Learns the Hard Way That It’s a Bad Idea to Tweet Racist Death ThreatsShe got fired for saying it’d be great to “kill as many Mexicans as I could in one night.”
  12. is this really a big deal?
    Parents Surprised to Learn Kids’ Day Camp Was Staffed by Hooters WaitressesNo good deed goes unpunished.
  13. Two Transgender Women Win Major-Party PrimariesThey won their respective primary races in Colorado and Utah.
  14. Colorado Teens Smoke Weed Less Now That It’s LegalA new survey finds that the teens are all right.
  15. How Cosby Survivors Fought to Change Colorado’s Sexual-Assault Law — and WonGovernor John Hickenlooper signs a law on Friday that will give survivors up to 20 years to report a rape.
  16. planned parenthood
    Judge Says the Colorado Planned Parenthood Shooter Is Mentally Unfit for Trial He shouted “Filthy animal!” at the judge.
  17. The Lucas Brothers Got Too Stoned to Perform at Their 4/20 Show Last NightColorado weed should be enjoyed responsibly – at least, that’s the lesson Kenny and Keith Lucas AKA the Lucas Brothers learned yesterday. The […]
  18. very bad laws
    Sexting As a Teen in Colorado Could Make You a Sex Offender for LifeCurrently, Colorado has some of the harshest penalties for underage sexting.
  19. Trump May Get Shut Out in ColoradoTed Cruz picked up another three delegates in the Rocky Mountain State Thursday night, with a bit of help from Team Trump’s incompetence.
  20. look of the day
    North West Is an Adorable Ski BunnyThe 2-year-old takes Colorado.
  21. The Chain Gang
    Jared Fogle Got a Prison Job Making SandwichesThe irony of the new gig reportedly thrilled the guards.
  22. the industry
    Chuck Lorre Shopping Sitcom About Pot DispensarySet in Colorado.
  23. Good Karma
    Bus Boy Returns $3K, Gets Rewarded Even More“Merry Christmas to a super-honest man.”
  24. What We Know About the Planned Parenthood ShootingLaw-enforcement sources have now indicated the attack was politically motivated, though the shooter’s mental health remains in question.
  25. The Chain Gang
    There Was a Typhoid Fever Outbreak at a QdobaPerhaps just stay away from all of the burrito chains for a while?
  26. Awful Things
    Wendy’s Fired Two Employees for Writing Racist Slurs on a Kids’-Meal“I had to explain to my child what the ‘n’ word means.”
  27. Smoke-Filled Room
    Denver May Let People Smoke Pot at Restaurants and BarsThe city is working on the nation’s first “pot club ordinance.”
  28. Food Science
    Cannabis-Infused Salmon Is Here“You can roll up with a bunch of weed fish and bagels and people are freaking out.”
  29. iud evangelism
    Colorado Will Remain a Birth-Control UtopiaThe state just received funding to keep giving teenagers free IUDs.
  30. Shameful
    A Colorado Lunch Lady Got Fired for Feeding Kids in NeedShe gave out free meals to students without lunch money.
  31. Bad Ideas
    Colorado Restaurant Owner Will Hold a ‘White Appreciation Day’“Because all Americas should be celebrated!!”
  32. weed
    Colorado Launches More Laid-back Marijuana PSAsMakes sense.
  33. weed
    Study Confirms What You Suspected About ColoradoThey love weed.
  34. weed
    Lawsuit Filed by Nebraska and Oklahoma Seeks to Harsh Colorado’s Mellow Not cool, guys.
  35. stupidity
    Banana Wielding Man Won’t Be a Felon After AllThe prosecutor decided to take pity.
  36. improbable things that turn out to be true
    Ghost Yelling in Store Walls Turns Out to Be a Real, Live Man That’s why he couldn’t just walk through them.
  37. Drink Orders
    Joe’s Crab Shack Accidentally Boozed Up a 2-Year-OldFive other kids, allegedly, too, all under the age of 8.
  38. Scary Stuff
    Colorado Parents Freak Out Over the Idea of Pot-Laced Halloween CandyLocal advocacy groups are worried that people might hand kids Buddafingers instead of Butterfingers.
  39. Borders Crossed
    People Upset With ‘Illegal Pete’s’ Burrito Shop for Obvious“This is a place that’s going to instill violence in our community,” critics say.
  40. edibles
    Colorado Hates Happiness, Wants to Ban Pot BrowniesWe know who to blame …
  41. The New Airplane Food: Why This Denver Comedy Journalist Is Sick of Pot […]“So, yeah, Colorado, way to legalize it! Do we have any pot smokers here tonight? … Alright.” With some variation, this has been the […]
  42. What’s Cooking
    Taco Truck Busted for Serving Food With ‘a Side of Meth’“The brazenness of this ring was astounding.”
  43. Beer Me
    Bud Light’s Town-Size Party Completely Clogged Up a Tiny Colorado Airport“Literally 1,000 young drunk/hungover kids” got stranded in an airport “the size of a gas station.”
  44. Beer Me
    Small Town Isn’t So Sure It Wants to Host Giant Party for 1,000 Bud LightThey certainly don’t want the beer company to paint all of its lampposts electric blue.
  45. Lawsuits
    Chipotle’s Legal Team Forces Independent Pizzeria to Change Its NameIt had nothing to do with peppers.
  46. obama’s america
    Obama Beat the Governor of Colorado at PoolGovernor John Hickenlooper says that the president beat him twice. 
  47. equal rites
    Gay Marriage Ban Overturned in ColoradoIs another Supreme Court fight next?
  48. early and awesome
    Denver Bro Asks Obama to Smoke Weed, Gets a Laugh, Posts to InstagramAmerica in 2014 (in Colorado).
  49. The Summer Caretaker at the Overlook Hotel Asks for a Raise, by David […]I first want to say what a pleasure it is to be back as the summer caretaker for the Overlook Hotel. The grand architecture, its beautiful […]
  50. Open Carry
    Introducing Shooters Grill, the Restaurant Where Waitresses Carry Guns“I fear for anyone who tries to rob us.”
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