Are you ready for the end of the world?
"You have to push a button on the car, but I don't know which button."
Tig Notaro, John Mulaney, Patrice O'Neal, and more.
Fame is fleeting, but diners are forever.
"You're so free-spirited!"
Yup, he's still terrible.
Ah, the power of dubstep.
Illustrated by Beavis and Butthead's JJ Sedalmaier.
At $350,000 per episode, we'd like in, too.