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How did these huge tentpoles fare?
"You heard it here first: world premiere of Iron Man 3 in Guam."
Which was newly revealed at Comic-Con today.
Plus, new subtitles for the Thor and Captain America sequels.
It's time to grow up.
At the Man of Steel panel.
"Yeah, that was a funny eight years."
"We're going to take it really seriously," promised director Gareth Edwards.
"John Shaft started with this lady here and this man here!"
"He may get worse yet."
"So you liked getting hit in the back of the head very hard more than naked sex scenes?"
It was "bonkers blasted badoo."
"It's hard to avoid a third mammary gland," says star Colin Farrell.
"I've seen every single episode, and I will rewatch every episode before the new season."
And yet we wait in vain for a Kindergarten Cop follow-up.
It won't screen here in its controversial 48fps format.
He'll provide a theme for Wreck-It Ralph.
Starring James Franco and Mila Kunis.