We're going with calamity.
"Mayor Booker, now that I've established a beachhead, I'm going to begin my campaign to surround and crush you."
We excitedly await NBC's press release spinning this as wonderful news for them also.
That's the only reason we can think of for her being there after denying her pregnancy. And more tall tales from celebrities, in our daily gossip roundup.
Leno's people have got some mad SEO skills, yo.
'Nightline' has drawn more viewers than the 'Tonight Show' for seven consecutive weeks.
Dave beat Conan last week, even though 'The Late Show' was in repeats.
There are plenty.
Leno: "You can see who is faster, Shaquille O'Neal or Cameron Diaz."
NBC's late-night chief, Rick Ludwin, admitted that proclamation was "premature."
Cheechakos and sourdoughs, continued.
'Letterman' topped the 'Tonight Show' in total viewers over the past two weeks — the first time that's happened since 1998.
People are turning away from the 'Tonight Show' in droves.
Since he took over last month, the median age of 'Tonight Show' viewers has fallen by ten years. (Because old people stopped watching.)
He might be nearing the point of overexposure, but we couldn't help but laugh.
For the first time since 2005, Dave beat the 'Tonight Show' in total viewers last week. Still not among key demographics, though.