Sexy Surfer Saves the Day

And we are PISSED.

Gersh Kuntzman Takes Dump in the Name of Journalism

G-train riders protesting in Fort Greene! Eighth-graders protesting in the South Bronx! Party poopers protesting on Park Avenue! What will you choose to protest? Read our daily boroughs report and decide.

Coney Island 2008: The ‘Summer of Hope’

Wrap up your week wetly, with a dead raccoon on the Upper East Side, a tiny woman on Coney, David Byrne way downtown, and some big breasts in the meatpacking district. All in today's boroughs report!

‘Jeffersons’ Producer Moves On Up to Wrong Side

What's more dangerous, crossing the street to the park in Prospect Lefferts, having pot smoke blown in your face in Crown Heights, or living amid a bunch of rich bankers on Central Park West? You decide … in our daily boroughs report!

Scaffolding Already Up for Giant Waterfall Sculptures

Pesky squirrels in Astoria, a not-dead-yet beaver in the Bronx, and a baby born in the Port Authority. Furry little creatures abound in our daily boroughs report!

On the Bowery, New Hotel Tower Physically Squeezes Landmarked Home

Plus, boos drowning out a Harlem rezone vote and Grand Theft Auto's uncanny recreation of a certain famous, fun-oriented island ("Johnson's Famous Hot Dogs"?). All that with mustard and sauerkraut in today's boroughs report.

The Brooklyn Flea Market: Too Much Craft, Not Enough Crap?

A hot former fireman might save 125th Street, a townhouse on 75th may break records, and an ancient bunion-pressing machine could save your sole.

Bloomberg Shows Tyra That He Too Can Be Fierce

Tyra and Bloomie pretend to plant trees in Chelsea, the broken playground in Union Square Park is creepy, and lesbian sightings are scarce in the Slope these days. That and more in our daily boroughs report.

Rising Rents Aren’t the Only Things You’ll Have to Swallow in Coney Island

They're downing coat hangers in Coney, resenting the gentry in Fort Greene, and freezing the teardowns in Prospect Heights. That and more in our daily borough news report.

The Last of the Coney Island Carousels Leaves New York

But only temporarily!

That Amazing House From ‘Moonstruck’ Is Still Up for Grabs, Only Now It's Cheaper!

Chelsea Clearview West Finally Cedes Dominance to Chelsea Clearview

Brooklyn Bridge Park May Be Bad for the Fishes

Sharks on Coney Island! And Expensive Ones, at That

She Was a Day-tripper, Ferry Driver, Yeah!

The East Village Has Gone Euro. No, Really.

Bed-Stuy Fires Back at the 'Shwick!

Coney Island: The New Blackpool, England?

Stephon Has an Alibi, and It's a Good One

Should Stuyvesant Heights Secede?