Congress

Despite chaos abroad, an end-of-summer malaise has settled in early this year and there's no end in sight.

Representative Michael Grimm stopped by a sweet-16 party.

Cory Booker's at it again.

Yeehaw.

Or maybe he'll just forget.

Thad Cochran strikes again.

The embattled congressman seems to have been quite attached to his FBI alter ego.

Let's all spend more time contemplating the things this congressman sloughs off his body.

The indicted Staten Island congressman worked at the agency for years.

Of course, he's from Florida. 

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He wants to work on his relationship with his wife.

He's been charged with all kinds of fraud, perjury, and obstruction.

Almost definitely not.

Meet Joe Newman, who was 16 during the Great Depression.

He has a new image, that’s for sure.

He's battling prostate cancer, but says that's not why he's leaving.

For the first time, a majority are millionaires.

Classic but unreliable.

He is said to have committed to "step by step moves."