Also, "How to Look Skinny in Sweaters."
She's already boosted J.Crew's website traffic by 8 percent.
With a Chanel couture sleeve on their October cover.
"I'm not that smooth."
There's a different cat on the magazine's August cover.
She "blows up" a condom, that is.
And Choupette gets a well-deserved shout-out, too.
Remember Joe Calderone? The face prostheses? The meat? It's all here.
They also deem her new scent "the most innovative perfume in two decades."
She's just as excited as you'd imagine.
Their bands used to do sets together in the nineties.
"Don't worry I've been txting Wintour all morning trying to get that cover queens."
She's on the latest cover of Maxim.
Really though, for Katy this is a restrained look.
For September's "Makeover" issue.