Remember that whole David Petraeus thing?
He'll be teaching at CUNY.
Moving forward, the military will reportedly be in charge.
Though we're still getting hints about the content of those e-mails.
You remember, from that scandal a million years ago?
The apology tour begins.
And officials leak more details.
She won't be able to pretend to have diplomatic privileges anymore.
She hit a photographer today while making her escape.
Jill Kelley's sister, Natalie Khawam, has retained the services of one Gloria Allred.
She's apparently friends with a "mid-level White House aide."
The Petraeus scandal's non-scandalous photo is here.
"He'd send me calendar invites to meet in a conference room to make out."
And his language skills foiled a bomb plot.
Both lost special clearances today.
He's been identified as Frederick Humphries.
That's the plan, at least.