He wasn't all bad.
That's what some people are saying.
And that's not the best part of this story.
Two women were beaten up by an unidentified man in the park this week.
Oh, wait, no she doesn't.
God, priests are always secretly cancer-free, aren't they?
The gang never got to meet Paris Hilton, but they did possibly steal her stuff.
This time, the Taiwan-made animated video explaining Gore's accused sexual harassment includes a cameo by his former boss!
"It was at that point at which I said, 'Oh yeah, my father came from Odessa'" — a city in the former USSR — and "I saw her eyes widen, I swear, I saw a definite emotional reaction."
Incidences of murders, rapes, and shootings have all risen.
A woman in a cat mask is robbing high-end shops.
Though the incidents all occurred around the same time in the same neighborhood, they were apparently unrelated.
"It was a fun day until this happened," said one.
Even though it seems like the odds are probably good he'd help you.
Does it count as "wilding" if you are in the eighth grade?
Because we need more of this guy in the headlines.
Another member of Bernie's prison inner circle comes forward.
So, yes, he did kill a girl five years to the day after Natalee Holloway's disappearance.