The other day on Martha Stewart's show, Joan Rivers told the host she had received several Trump Steaks for Christmas. "I thought, 'I can't eat Donald Trump,'" she said. "They said, 'No, he owns the company. They didn't slaughter him.' " "Too bad!" Stewart responded. Don Imus called out Tom Brokaw for not sticking up for him during the "nappy-headed hos" fiasco. Apple Martin was very nice to the staff at the West Village boutique Ink Pad, but daddy Chris Martin wasn't.
Tina Brown signed a deal to develop story ideas and shows for HBO. Donny Deutsch celebrated his 50th-birthday party at the Jazz at Lincoln Center with lobster tail and foie gras. Harvey Weinstein and Georgina Chapman are having trouble yachting around on their Caribbean honeymoon because there's a massive fuel strike on St. Barts. (Weinstein's friends also sent him a lot of video congratulations on the day of his wedding.) Lydia Hearst is mad that her name is being attached to Darfur awareness events without her permission. Gay activist Allen Roskoff keeps George Bush toilet paper at his Jane Street apartment.