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Cruises

  1. wait what is happening on tiktok?
    Everyone Worth Following on the 9-Month CruiseYour new favorite reality show is on your TikTok feed.
  2. ahoy
    All Aboard the Taylor Swift CruiseAll the fun of the Eras Tour, now with seasickness.
  3. climate change
    Let Them Eat IcebergsThe secret ingredient to Martha Stewart’s vacation cocktail? Melting glaciers.
  4. ahoy
    All Aboard This Ship of ScreamsIcon of the Seas, an ocean liner five times larger than the Titanic, will set sail in 2024.
  5. boats
    JLo Is Getting Into the Cruise BusinessTo celebrate “women who are making ship happen.”
  6. vulture travel
    Now You Can Gone Girl Yourself at SeaOr at least get your book signed by Gillian Flynn on the Danube.
  7. okay??
    How Does One Arrest a Cruise Ship?Crystal Cruises has some explaining to do.
  8. nightmares
    Unsurprisingly, Getting COVID-19 on a Cruise Is AwfulEnjoy the complimentary moldy oranges and windowless rooms.
  9. omens
    Have We Learned Nothing?COVID comes for cruise ships, yet again.
  10. sigh
    Another Cruise-Ship Passenger Has Died From COVIDWhen will the cruises return to port?
  11. vulture bets on berry
    Why Hasn’t Matt Berry Hosted a Celebrity Cruise Yet?As summer approaches, it’s time for Mr. Berry to take us all to the sea.
  12. sigh
    Even Without Passengers, Cruise Ship Reports COVID OutbreakFive unvaccinated crew members disembarked a new Royal Caribbean ship after testing positive for the virus.
  13. no please
    Batten Down Your Hatches, the Goop Cruise Is BackNot even COVID could sink Gwyneth Paltrow’s “wellness cruise.”
  14. cruise ships
    ‘All People’ Should Avoid Cruise Ships, CDC WarnsIn case you needed a government agency to tell you.
  15. ugh
    Yet Another Cruise Ship Has Confirmed COVID OnboardThe first vessel to resume Caribbean sailing is reporting its first coronavirus cases.
  16. coronavirus
    Cruising Returns and a Coronavirus Outbreak FollowsA cruise ship in Norway had at least 41 people test positive for the coronavirus.
  17. vacations
    I Have No Desire to Board a Floating Death TrapA travel agency reports a spike in cruise bookings, but cruises were already bad pre-pandemic. They’re worse now.
  18. coronavirus
    The Last Three Cruise Ships at Sea Are Finally Going HomeAfter months sailing the world, passengers on these coronavirus-free ships are being allowed back on solid ground.
  19. the top line
    Cruise Lines Are Already Getting the Support They Deserve in This CrisisBailout or no, the CARES Act’s support for consumers and tangential businesses, as well as lower interest rates, are helping to prop up the industry.
  20. ship of screams
    Two Massive Cruise Ships Collided in MexicoThe offending vessel narrowly avoided hitting a third ship, but only minor injuries have been reported.
  21. fears
    This Might Be the Most Terrifying Nightmare Cruise YetA Norwegian Cruise Line ship was recently rocked by 115 mph winds.
  22. vacations
    Can’t Wait to Go on This Golden Girls CruiseThank you for being a thing.
  23. vacation all i ever wanted
    This Nightmare Cruise Sounds Like a Regular Night at Union PoolWhile filming a British reality show, the ship reportedly descended into a “drug-fueled orgy.” Big stinkin’ deal!!
  24. Man Allegedly Murdered His Wife Because She ‘Wouldn’t Stop Laughing at Him’He allegedly told a witness, “She would not stop laughing at me.”
  25. In Defense of Cruise Ship Comedy I was talking on the phone with veteran comic Ritch Shydner when he mentioned that he was currently in Mexico taking a daytime break from a […]
  26. the youngs
    Cruises Desperately Try to Lure Millennials With Spin Classes and Dance PartiesBut can that replace the memory of the Poop Cruise?
  27. vacation plans
    You Can Take a Cruise to Alaska With Oprah This SummerDream vacation?
  28. Man Gets Hit by Sliding-Glass Door, Receives $21.5 Million in DamagesWalking into glass doors has never been this profitable.
  29. a supposedly fun thing
    Jihadis Are Now Taking Cruises to Get to SyriaThere’s just too much focus on Turkish airports.
  30. a supposedly fun thing
    Hospital Worker Tests Negative for Ebola; Caribbean Vacation Still Ruined The unnamed woman left her Carnival cruise ship on Sunday morning.
  31. accidents
    Monday’s Dead Whale May Have Caused Sunday’s Cruise-Ship DelayThis is what it’s like when news trends collide.
  32. international news
    Watch the Costa Concordia Rise From Its Watery Resting PlaceIt’s upright once more!
  33. All Aboard
    Saveur Launches a Booze CruiseHard to compete with Paula’s boat.
  34. The Poseidon Adventure
    Paula Deen-Themed Cruise Announces Second Voyage to Meet Fan DemandShe’s going to need a bigger boat.
  35. Max Silvestri Went on the ‘Top Chef’ Cruise and Lived to Tell About It“How did I end up on a cruise ship filled with thousands of Top Chef fans, hosts, winners, and ‘fan favorites?’ How did we all come to be so […]
  36. photo op
    Carnival Triumph Passengers Get SassyWell, it beats shufflepoop.
  37. Worst Cruise Ever Dragging Out As Long As Possible [Updated]Winds, tides, and snapped tow lines are delaying its arrival on shore.
  38. Nearly 70 Still Missing After Cruise Ship Runs Aground Off Italy [Updated]So far three bodies have been recovered.
  39. ink-stained wretches
    New York Times to Host an Education CruiseThe educational vacation series will launch this year and is kind of expensive.
  40. island in the sun
    Weezer and Wavves Embarking on a Concert CruiseFour days of indie hits.
  41. life-changing moments
    Elderly Manhattan Couple Polarizes the Queen MaryGloria Sher made a scene that nobody soon forgot.
  42. the industry
    Gus Van Sant Drinks the ‘Kool-Aid’