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  1. fears
    This Might Be the Most Terrifying Nightmare Cruise YetA Norwegian Cruise Line ship was recently rocked by 115 mph winds.
  2. vacations
    Can’t Wait to Go on This Golden Girls CruiseThank you for being a thing.
  3. vacations
    Can’t Wait to Go on This Golden Girls CruiseThank you for being a thing.
  4. vacation all i ever wanted
    This Nightmare Cruise Sounds Like a Regular Night at Union PoolWhile filming a British reality show, the ship reportedly descended into a “drug-fueled orgy.” Big stinkin’ deal!!
  5. Man Allegedly Murdered His Wife Because She ‘Wouldn’t Stop Laughing at Him’He allegedly told a witness, “She would not stop laughing at me.”
  6. In Defense of Cruise Ship Comedy I was talking on the phone with veteran comic Ritch Shydner when he mentioned that he was currently in Mexico taking a daytime break from a […]
  7. the youngs
    Cruises Desperately Try to Lure Millennials With Spin Classes and Dance PartiesBut can that replace the memory of the Poop Cruise?
  8. vacation plans
    You Can Take a Cruise to Alaska With Oprah This SummerDream vacation?
  9. Man Gets Hit by Sliding-Glass Door, Receives $21.5 Million in DamagesWalking into glass doors has never been this profitable.
  10. a supposedly fun thing
    Jihadis Are Now Taking Cruises to Get to SyriaThere’s just too much focus on Turkish airports.
  11. a supposedly fun thing
    Hospital Worker Tests Negative for Ebola; Caribbean Vacation Still Ruined The unnamed woman left her Carnival cruise ship on Sunday morning.
  12. accidents
    Monday’s Dead Whale May Have Caused Sunday’s Cruise-Ship DelayThis is what it’s like when news trends collide.
  13. international news
    Watch the Costa Concordia Rise From Its Watery Resting PlaceIt’s upright once more!
  14. All Aboard
    Saveur Launches a Booze CruiseHard to compete with Paula’s boat.
  15. The Poseidon Adventure
    Paula Deen-Themed Cruise Announces Second Voyage to Meet Fan DemandShe’s going to need a bigger boat.
  16. Max Silvestri Went on the ‘Top Chef’ Cruise and Lived to Tell About It“How did I end up on a cruise ship filled with thousands of Top Chef fans, hosts, winners, and ‘fan favorites?’ How did we all come to be so […]
  17. photo op
    Carnival Triumph Passengers Get SassyWell, it beats shufflepoop.
  18. Worst Cruise Ever Dragging Out As Long As Possible [Updated]Winds, tides, and snapped tow lines are delaying its arrival on shore.
  19. Nearly 70 Still Missing After Cruise Ship Runs Aground Off Italy [Updated]So far three bodies have been recovered.
  20. ink-stained wretches
    New York Times to Host an Education CruiseThe educational vacation series will launch this year and is kind of expensive.
  21. island in the sun
    Weezer and Wavves Embarking on a Concert CruiseFour days of indie hits.
  22. life-changing moments
    Elderly Manhattan Couple Polarizes the Queen MaryGloria Sher made a scene that nobody soon forgot.
  23. the industry
    Gus Van Sant Drinks the ‘Kool-Aid’