As we lie in wait, desperately refreshing gossip Websites in the hopes that some or any information will pop up about Jennifer Lopez's heaven-sent babies, we've begun to get a little depressed. She's going to give them ridiculous names, we worry to ourselves. Two absurdly pretentious names. Each. Sure, we wouldn't want them to have normal names. We love quirky one-namers like Cruz Beckham, Suri Cruise, and Phinnaeus Cameraman. But you just know J.Lo's going to come up with something more along the lines of Tallulah Belle or Emerson Rose, who are lovely people but whom we can't imagine rocking out in a limo with mohawks and splits of Champagne on their way to their first Communions. We want fireworks, not sweetness! And Life & Style confirms our worries — apparently, even their births were gentle. "Jennifer was amazing," Dr. Anita Sadaty, J. Lo's OB/GYN, told the mag. "She has this motherhood glow about her, very serene. Her boy and girl are healthy — and for that she feels so thankful and blessed." Apparently, the girl popped out ten minutes before the boy, and the whole thing went off "without a hitch. There were no complications whatsoever." Aw, crap. Looks like we're going to have to wait until after their Disney-show downfalls to have any fun.
J.Lo's Doctor Speaks: "She's Simply Overjoyed!" [Pagesix.com]
Since we already saw the Spice Girls perform in Newark last week, we didn't get around to seeing them at Madison Square Garden last night. And, boy, are we sorry. During a heartfelt rendition of "Mama," the girls pulled their real-life children onstage. Baby Spice brought her son Beau up, Scary Spice held on to tiny Angel Iris, and Ginger had her daughter Bluebell. All of them are adorable and under the age of 2. But the spotlight was stolen by the Beckham kids. As Posh Spice brought forward her three boys, little Cruz broke away from Brooklyn and Romeo and began break-dancing. He kicked, he weaved, he even spun on his head. Predictably, the crowd went insane. We're predicting he'll be the newest Beckham hero, just in time for his third birthday tomorrow! Click above to watch his moves (the action starts at about 3:30), and imagine just how spectacular he's going to turn out when he gets to be Lourdes's age.
Where Did He Get Such Talent? [DListed]
Earlier:The Spice Girls Set List, as Interpreted By Hamish Bowles