“It’s about the media,” the artist cried. “The media!”

In the July issue of 'Bazaar,' Gwyneth Paltrow spills the secrets Hollywood trainers don't want you to know about.

Is 'Sex and the City' of interest only to a certain kind of woman and the gay man who shops with her? Pretty much! Three intrepid reporters went out to movie theaters across Manhattan last night to see just who was waiting in line for a midnight showing.

When Hamptons Gallery owner Ruth Vered was arrested over the weekend, they said it was for serving alcohol without a permit. But was that the real reason?

Or not. We don't care what you think anyway!

In case you weren't sure whether Brooklyn was over, MTV assures you that it is.

WNBC 4 anchor Sue Simmons curses on live television. Uh, back to you, Chuck!

'Sex and the City: The Movie' premieres in … London? What's wrong with this picture?

Enjoy clips of Mayor Bloomberg vehemently objecting to the word "maintain" and Bill O'Reilly having a meltdown in the nineties on 'Inside Edition.'

But can Jimmy bring the funny the way Conan did? And what will happen to the masturbating bear??!!

Jamie Johnson blogs about — wait for it! — rich people.

Check out the abandoned subway stop beneath the Waldorf-Astoria Hotel, where VIPs could travel in their own private train cars that, we assume, didn't smell like urine.

This is the most important vote you will cast this year.

Star Jones responds to Barbara Walters calling her "obese" on 'The Oprah Winfrey Show,' and her reaction is not pretty.

In which we give Dina the little talking-to that she deserves.

Barbara Walters talks about her affair on Oprah Winfrey, and we try not to picture her having sex.

Also, Ralph Macchio's mom, who clearly deserves the honor much more.

Geraldo is surprised that Barbara Walters went black and, contrary to popular wisdom, managed to go back.

Then he asked questions that were kind of meh. C'mon, Jon! People are relying on you for their real news. Work with us here!

Also, New York schoolgirls reveal whether they're standing by Hannah Montana or dropping her like a too-difficult calculus class.