It's called "Putin Lights Up the Fires."
Who better to reflect on the spandex wonderment of vintage Bon Jovi, Cinderella, Skid Row, and more?
Miley Cyrus's plunging neckline, Carrie Underwood's Cinderella gown, and Katy Perry's purple hair (and dress!).
Why do they all dress like it's 1969?
Concertgoers experimented with new ways to be almost naked.
And it is everything you could possibly want from a Beyoncé Tumblr.
Including: crazy hats, mermaid tails, metal face stuff, and more.
With 246,000 copies sold at newsstands, no issue has done this bad since Will Smith's July 1999 cover.
The sparkly one she wore on 'American Idol' last night was merely one out of an astounding collection.
You can do it! We have faith in you.
More than a hundred outfits from the beginning of her career to the present.
It's a catchy pop-house tune with (we think) both men on vocals.
Who makes the best use of fur, neon, and insane hair? Let's tally the scores!
Or should we just call them raps?
See for yourself.
"What is up? It's been my dream since I was a little boy to play the Metropolitan Opera."
They weren't as shocking as her past video fashions, but creepy for sure.