Or is it a mirage?
The brand has released a teaser.
With an excellent performance from Javier Bardem.
Standards? What standards?
The shopping spree "in fact never occurred."
She supposedly boosted their sales, which is nice.
Also, an 'ANTM' winner booked a Mexican 'Vogue' shoot, Abercrombie opened in Spain, and more fashion news.
Which is a step up from exposing her underthings for free.
But besides cheating husbands, she's not sure who would shop there.
Except during Fashion Week.
Also, the ladies go wild when Rafael Nadal gets his hair cut.
And Salvador Dali is releasing another fragrance.
You know you've always wanted to wear cashmere penises.
Time for him to focus on his menswear label, A Child of the Jago.
Just what every woman needs right now.