From Gaga's meat dress to Eve's fig leaf.
The money goes to her charity, of course.
Really, what else do you have to do?
They're both by David Sims, which probably has something to do with it.
Plus, Josefien Rodermans and Querelle Jansen for Paul & Joe.
She attended the Thistle Ceremony in Edinburgh, Scotland, this morning.
One might have been an Alexander McQueen dress for £85,250.
She wore a coatdress by Alexander McQueen, topped with a curly hat yesterday.
Her Christie's auction catalogue is now available for your drooling pleasure.
Plus, Garance Doré defaces a Lady Dior handbag.
And a hat by Jane Taylor and L.K. Bennett pumps.
Kate's version had sleeves and a much more respectable hemline.
Shot by Terry Richardson in Jamaica.
"I wanted the experience to be very different from McQueen."
"Remember — YOU own the dress, the dress does not own you!"
Something is priced below $500, for all of you bidders.
Also, catch Belgian model Delfine Bafort mimicking a horse.