The takeaway from Michelle Obama's 50th.
Beyoncé and Blue Ivy are getting some very nice Christmas presents this year.
So much for her pixie cut, or bob, or whatever it was.
Colors and plant names, generated randomly.
Blue Ivy is for everyone.
Baby bump? Food belly? And did she actually drink from that glass of Cognac she's holding?
That sort of service is reserved for a very special little someone.
Because parental love knows no other materials.