But made your butt look fantastic!
Requirements: You must look good in "jean on jean on jean."
A true tuxedo is "the apex of civilized, urbane" formalwear, after all.
From matching Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears to far more (literally) distressing examples.
Layered with another thong, stuffed with dollar bills.
Five creative women committed to the art of floral arrangements.
Just in time for the Fourth of July holiday.
It's still too warm for fall clothes, but denim makes for a great transitional piece.
The results of a riveting new 'People StyleWatch' study.
The California-based jeans brand debuts womenswear for spring 2011.
Fashion advice from financial wizards.
Unsurprisingly, people care more about whether their butts look good in jeans than whether pesticides were used to make them.
They'd rather soil cartoon characters, but whatever! Moms are making these decisions for them.