Indoor sunglasses 4ever.
"Just trying too hard."
She led the models' finale walk down the runway.
Kicking off the first weekend of Fashion Month.
"He told us to believe in our talents."
But she wasn't even there.
It was all about the menfolk in the Nautica front row.
They're just begging for a "makeup-free" headline.
She can't say what it is, but she ate Popeyes.
An object lesson on the attention economy.
Even though she wasn't actually there, in the flesh.
The season has officially begun!
An unexpectedly muted start to Fashion Week.
Plus: Giuliana Rancic, Olivia Palermo, and a leather-baseball-cap sighting.