It was revealed in his counterfeit Rolex lawsuit.
George Michael is her first project.
Oh. NOW we get it.
The human dictionary speaks again.
Mona Lisa. He looks like the Mona Lisa.
He ordered the clothes, he just has to ready the canoe.
A subtle ploy to escape the period dramas?
A celebrity is shocked the rules don't apply to her.
But they get fewer right swipes than civilians.
By Lindsay Lohan.
50 shades, y'all.