The news is bittersweet, really.
It's the finale, which means it's time to wrap everything up. Amazing how that works on a reality show.
This week features more contrived pregnancy drama, and also a very special lesbian kiss. What took them so long?
This week, Heidi learns that deception is the key to a happy, 'Hills'-worthy marriage.
Not necessarily in the same scene, mind you.
Kristin and Audrina finally have it out over Justin Bobby — the guy's such a catch, you know.
Brody gets drunk and mean, Jayde gets drunk and cries, Holly gets drunk and dances.
Why MTV thinks this is an appropriate venue for Heidi and Spencer — of all people — to deal with Holly's drinking problem, we'll never know.
How can such a mediocre show sound so unreasonably dirty?
Plus Kristin drops some more bitchy one-liners, and Audrina has her heart broken for the zillionth time.
He wore a necklace made of crystals to protect himself from evil (us?).
On last night's premiere, Kristin Cavallari went straight for the kill, setting her sights on the show's heart and soul: Justin Bobby.
In the season finale, LC makes her series exit, while Heidi and Spencer tie the big, fluffy knot.
As our mom always says, "It's not about the wedding, it's about the marriage." Amen. Good luck with that, Heidi.
Watching this unfold is especially weird since we already saw pics from the wedding.
You get the feeling that our heroine finds all of her "friends" rather annoying.
In this week's episode, Heidi and Spencer continue seek help, but pretty much everyone in the cast could use professional treatment.
Can't these kids find someone to hook up with outside of their immediate circle?
Thankfully, MTV did not spare us this week from Justin-Bobby's wisdom.
Last night marked the return of two very important characters: Kelly Cutrone and our favorite bit player, Lauren's Mustache.