The Hills: Catfights, Cursing, and Pregnancy Plots
This week, Heidi learns that deception is the key to a happy, 'Hills'-worthy marriage.
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This week, Heidi learns that deception is the key to a happy, 'Hills'-worthy marriage.
Kristin and Audrina finally have it out over Justin Bobby — the guy's such a catch, you know.
Brody gets drunk and mean, Jayde gets drunk and cries, Holly gets drunk and dances.
Also, Amy Smart knows how to work an updo.
Why MTV thinks this is an appropriate venue for Heidi and Spencer — of all people — to deal with Holly's drinking problem, we'll never know.
How can such a mediocre show sound so unreasonably dirty?
Plus Kristin drops some more bitchy one-liners, and Audrina has her heart broken for the zillionth time.
He wore a necklace made of crystals to protect himself from evil (us?).
On last night's premiere, Kristin Cavallari went straight for the kill, setting her sights on the show's heart and soul: Justin Bobby.
And Heidi Montag wants more cosmetic surgery.
And a roundup of hair products made with placenta to try. If you want to.
In the season finale, LC makes her series exit, while Heidi and Spencer tie the big, fluffy knot.
As our mom always says, "It's not about the wedding, it's about the marriage." Amen. Good luck with that, Heidi.
Also, Agyness Deyn's new Uniqlo commercial is out, and Heidi Montag is designing again.
Watching this unfold is especially weird since we already saw pics from the wedding.
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