Why does the world do this to us?
He wore a necklace made of crystals to protect himself from evil (us?).
On last night's premiere, Kristin Cavallari went straight for the kill, setting her sights on the show's heart and soul: Justin Bobby.
And Heidi Montag wants more cosmetic surgery.
A "big celebrity" is supposed to perform.
And a roundup of hair products made with placenta to try. If you want to.
And Heidi Montag can't get enough of her dry shampoo. Even on an island.
In the season finale, LC makes her series exit, while Heidi and Spencer tie the big, fluffy knot.
As our mom always says, "It's not about the wedding, it's about the marriage." Amen. Good luck with that, Heidi.
Also, Agyness Deyn's new Uniqlo commercial is out, and Heidi Montag is designing again.
Watching this unfold is especially weird since we already saw pics from the wedding.
You get the feeling that our heroine finds all of her "friends" rather annoying.
In this week's episode, Heidi and Spencer continue seek help, but pretty much everyone in the cast could use professional treatment.
Can't these kids find someone to hook up with outside of their immediate circle?
Also, male models are jealous of Jesus Luz.
Also, Speidi got married this weekend and Spencer looked confused.
We're not saying Whitney Eve is a diamond, but it's something tolerable in the celebrity-fashion-line trough.
Thankfully, MTV did not spare us this week from Justin-Bobby's wisdom.