Especially when dressed in tiny lingerie.
The man who mistook naked ladies for lint rollers.
"Honorary ambassador" Jill Kelley helped during the deep-fried Koran scandal.
Those leotards must be made of stronger stuff than we thought.
They were spotted drinking together.
Well, didn't take long for the knockoff allegations to start.
The slippers were just the beginning.
"Is This the Adorable, Inescapable Face of 2011?" it asks.
Sounds about right.
Tommy Hilfiger is somehow involved.
As in, a dress and cell phone in one.
Other scantily clad hotties will do just fine.
Prices ought to start in the hundred-something range.
Suggestions so far include "Tuque" and "Chinook" to remind her of her native Canada.
Hopefully they can encourage the industry to leave this vampire nonsense behind.
She's just not very good at branding herself.