Except Martin Margiela himself.
Plus, Salma Hayek covers Harper's Bazaar U.K.
Julie Bowen, Julianne Moore, and Claire Danes were feeling zesty.
Plus, how Julianne Moore used makeup to look like Sarah Palin.
But they didn't help her hide from the paparazzi.
Plus, Hailey Clauson has safety-pinned hair in W Korea.
She is sitting in the front row of a fashion show, you see.
Even if she gains weight before a photo shoot.
Plus, guess what color Carey Mulligan has dyed her hair. (Unlike so many other starlets of late, it's not red.)
And a video of her rocking Talbots, set to thumping techno music.
Such as tight outfits, hot men who work out a lot, and an abundance of green.
Let us know who you think needs to have a serious talk with their stylist tomorrow.
It's one of the things they do best.
Abbey Lee calls Karl "the Einstein of high fashion."
Karl calls himself 'the visual version of [ancient Greek writer] Homer. I did with my camera what he did with his pen.'
"I was wearing all sorts of things, actually."
Also, Eva Mendes wore a very large sparkly barrette last night.
She can't find her left sleeve.