As she would.
Like getting-your-makeup-done-while-you're-asleep hungover.
And other highlights from this week's party circuit.
You know it's a dad joke when printers are involved.
"Is it copyright infringement? Yes." But suing your subjects would be weird.
Andrew Cuomo wants to sue.
"I was devastated because that was my dress!"
The full Kardazzle for your face, boobs, and eyelashes.
For their new unisex fragrance ad.
They announced plans to go international today.
They're launching their own makeup line.
Plus, Freja Beha Erichsen's edgy new hairstyle.
Pink, lacy underwear at that.
This must be the apocalypse we've been waiting for.
That was (almost) all the K-jokes we could muster.