As she would.
Plus Joshua Jackson, Rose McGowan, and more highlights from this week's parties.
And other highlights from this week's party circuit.
The full Kardazzle for your face, boobs, and eyelashes.
Lanvin, Bebe, and Scott Disick's knee brace.
They announced plans to go international today.
They're launching their own makeup line.
Plus, a pregnant Kourtney Kardashian is under fire for dyeing her hair.
Plus Jonathan Cheban, La La Anthony, Kourtney Kardashian, and more.
Pink, lacy underwear at that.
This must be the apocalypse we've been waiting for.
That was (almost) all the K-jokes we could muster.
Some really excited teenagers.
It'll feature lingerie, clothing, shoes, handbags, jewelry, and goodness knows what else.
Depressed-milkmaid fashion was the theme of the night.
A riot broke out, and there he was, rendered momentarily helpless.