From Gaga's meat dress to Eve's fig leaf.
Plus, Choupette poses with Laetitia Casta for V.
Well, technically, it could just be an adult movie. But it's not.
She explains why in her latest memo for V magazine.
Remember Joe Calderone? The face prostheses? The meat? It's all here.
They also deem her new scent "the most innovative perfume in two decades."
She's just as excited as you'd imagine.
"Don't worry I've been txting Wintour all morning trying to get that cover queens."
Two hundred little monsters were in line before the pop-up shop even opened.
There are some phallic glass tubes, however.
Photographed by Steven Klein.
Plus, Charlize Theron and Michael Fassbender cover W.
Also, Gwen Stefani, Miley Cyrus, and supposedly Jessica Chastain.
One might have been an Alexander McQueen dress for £85,250.
Blood and semen, my foot.