Remember Joe Calderone? The face prostheses? The meat? It's all here.
They also deem her new scent "the most innovative perfume in two decades."
She's just as excited as you'd imagine.
"Don't worry I've been txting Wintour all morning trying to get that cover queens."
Two hundred little monsters were in line before the pop-up shop even opened.
There are some phallic glass tubes, however.
Photographed by Steven Klein.
Plus, Charlize Theron and Michael Fassbender cover W.
Also, Gwen Stefani, Miley Cyrus, and supposedly Jessica Chastain.
One might have been an Alexander McQueen dress for £85,250.
Blood and semen, my foot.
She's reportedly already been shot by Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott.
Plus, Blake Lively covers the Los Angeles Times Magazine.
First, Justin Bieber, and soon, Lady Gaga and Nicki Minaj.
The Indonesian police denied her concert permit.