The Hills Gives Us a Quickie Existential Crisis
Now that they've announced a fifth season, will we be recapping this nonsense forever? Actually, don't answer that.
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Now that they've announced a fifth season, will we be recapping this nonsense forever? Actually, don't answer that.
Last weekend marked the last stop of her national college tour, where she sent 300 Bostonians into a tizzy with her appearance.
And Lauren Conrad to remain inexplicably, massively famous. Sigh.
This week's episode brings us back to sweet little Whitney — who's picking up dudes in crappy NYC bars.
Men in skirts, men in makeup, Karlie shot by Terry, Tyra Banks, and more of our favorite images from this month's issues.
That's right: Someone loses her fake job this week! But it's not the recession that does her in: It's tequila.
Which is why she signed on to star in 'Hills' spinoff 'The City'!
Audrina's totally, completely, 100 percent done with Justin Bobby. Riiiiight.
He also suggests she's the reason no one gets along on 'The Hills'.
In this week's episode, the gang hops on their private jet and heads down to a mansion in Cabo — a lush new setting for the same old drunken drama.
We'd love to report on the 'Hills' star's latest collection, but getting in was a PR disaster.
In this week's episode, our supporting heroine takes center stage by going topless. Of course.
Also, a new trend is sweeping through shoe boutiques in Paris, and marshmallows are good for hair.
In this week's episode, Heidi makes an earnest plea for reconciliation with Lauren. You can imagine how that went over.
And their (not so) secret lust for one another grosses us out.
L.C. is vacationing in Italy, which means the supporting characters are running the show this week. And? It's actually good.
There were some stunners (Julia Louis-Dreyfus!), bummers (Eva Longoria's bow!), and a token crazy (Phoebe Price!).
Don't worry, 'Hills' camera crews were on the scene, too.
Another week, another head trip into the un-reality of Lauren Conrad's world.
Conrad says they're made from the same fabric but different colors.