Lorenzo tweeted the news today.
Jules Kim says Lorenzo Martone was raised in swimwear — "like a little baby in a thong."
They have sequins and big floppy bows.
Also, matching facial hair.
Also, he recalls some suspicious retouching done to his husband, Marc Jacobs.
Theoretically, just not legally.
He's Brazilian. He knows about these things.
The St. Barts party was not actually a wedding, a source confirms.
And they had the best cake ever!
The designer carries the multi-thousand-dollar bag to the beach. For fun.
Also, 'Glamour' is putting their signature naked plus-size models in their new calendar.
The 'Times' clears up everything you thought you knew about him.
He's setting up a models-only PR firm.
"I think Marc is really tired of the rock-and-roll thing."
Also, he does actually need his glasses.
Also, Marc Jacobs and Lorenzo Martone aren't talking about their wedding date with reporters anymore.
Also, Marc Jacobs's ex takes to Twitter.