To kick off your Independence Day weekend.
A Vanity Fair poll reveals celebrity reanimation priorities.
"Rough week," he tweeted after threatening a paparazzo.
LiLo's leather, Marie Antoinette's rags, Jacko's waistcoats.
With an all-black cast and Michael Jackson's clothes.
Plus, a clump of Michael Jackson's hair is expected to sell for $5,000 at auction.
Yes, this recap will be full of bad riffs on Michael Jackson song titles. It's fitting.
Also, you can now get those silly feather hair extensions for your dog. (Not that you should want to do so.)
Plus, MAC is launching a line of makeup designed by beauty bloggers.
Plus, Marilyn Monroe and Elizabeth Taylor supposedly used to shave their faces.
His Gaga outfit makes him probably about as unattractive as he can look.
Also, Karl did another photo shoot with Baptiste!
Sadly, Christian Audigier will probably make boatloads of money off of it.
Also, Sir Philip Green says sales at New York’s Topshop are still brisk.
His costume designers created a red leather "Thriller" jacket that lights up.
But he will wear thousands upon thousands of crystals. Obviously.
And that is how he got his hands on fall 2009 Balmain earlier this week.