"Yes, I know Obama is not a Muslim."
Is there really no other way to get from Mexico to Texas?
"I do love her. Imitation is the highest form of flattery."
That was a tad boring.
Lady Gaga is your new Disney Princess from the future.
"My show / is a journey / the journey of a soul from darkness to light."
Who better to reflect on the spandex wonderment of vintage Bon Jovi, Cinderella, Skid Row, and more?
Miley Cyrus's plunging neckline, Carrie Underwood's Cinderella gown, and Katy Perry's purple hair (and dress!).
Why do they all dress like it's 1969?
Concertgoers experimented with new ways to be almost naked.
And it is everything you could possibly want from a Beyoncé Tumblr.
Including: crazy hats, mermaid tails, metal face stuff, and more.