That would be AWESOME. Right?
More details about her very exciting weekend in Paris.
If charged with illegal use of a handgun, she could face up to seven years in prison.
Plus, Victoria Beckham fronts Madame Figaro, designers fete Obama, and other fashion news.
And Ellen's getting in the mix, too.
So says the Daily Mail's photo editor, who would definitely know.
And she's not even dating Prince Harry (yet).
In other news, the sky is blue.
Also, Rachel Zoe has reportedly spent $90,000 on her baby's nursery and clothes. And more "news"!
Well, not HER dress, but McQueen's new version of it.
Corgis add a touch of class to faux-Pippa's walk of shame.
Pippa's has some strange protruding nipples.
They're enjoying it, of course.
The British press finds this odd.
Also, some of Karl Lagerfeld's designs for Macy's have already hit the sale racks.
By 'Us Weekly', that is.